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Post by keℓs♥ on Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:49 am

Funny conversations you've had throughout the day. XD Whether it be on MSN, in school, etc.

I have a few *nod*

Codey: Your vagina is like Los Vegas for crabs!
Hannah: Yeah, well you're like Australia with crabs.
Codey: Duh everyone hates Australia.
Me: Nuh uh!
Hannah: I love Australia! Don't judge a book by it's cover.

[16:28] Jcake: I might shit in Erhamas mug before I send him it
[16:28] Jcake: LOL I'M JOKING
[16:28] Kar: ...
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: LOLOL
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: omg
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: D:
[16:28] kelsey: LMAO
[16:28] kelsey: you should so do it
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: He's so excited about that mug
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: XD
[16:28] Kar: you should record yourself doing it.
[16:28] Kar: 1 guy 1 mug
[16:28] kelsey: lmaooo
[16:28] Jcake: AHAH
[16:29] kelsey: He'd have to eat it after though
[16:29] Jcake: Caramelise my shit then send it to him in the post.
[16:29] kelsey: lmaoooo
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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by ~ərry on Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:27 pm

KELSEY, THAT WAS RUDE. *kicks your face thrice*

[09:24] Erhama: I EAT PIE FOR LUNCH
[09:25] Maddie: hahaha fatass
[09:25] Maddie: im just jealous
[09:25] Erhama: I also fell off a cliff and broke my disco stick! D:
[09:26] Maddie: hahahah wtf...
[09:26] Erhama: i saw jesus, he was wearing a tutu and a miniskirt. HE GOT THE LEGS FOR MODELING.
[09:27] Maddie: ummmm
[09:27] Maddie: is this erhama?
[09:27] Erhama: Yes, I'm just being hyper Dx

Hurr.

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by keℓs♥ on Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:37 am

Me: Sabrina, can I kick you as hard as I can?
Sabrina: No..
Me: Please?!
Sabrina: Fine, if you don't kick me for a month.
Me: Fine.. *kicks* DAMNIT THAT WASN'T HARD! *kicks again* There
Sabrina: Ow!
Me: *punches her*
Sabrina: And you can't hit me either!
Me: We never agreed on that!

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Shark Attack on Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:25 pm

Friend: So he was a jackass then?
Me: I don't like cunts. I mean that in every sense of the word.
*We burst out laughing*
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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Delightful on Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:28 am

The Ben     | Vanilla Human |    That planet Earth turns Slowly     says:
*Oh nose!
        Legion         says:
*My nose?
           The Ben     | Vanilla Human |    That planet Earth turns Slowly     says:
*YES NOSE!
        Legion         says:
*WHOSE NOSE!?
Kar says:
*oh yes nose
        Legion         says:
*My nose knows....
           The Ben     | Vanilla Human |    That planet Earth turns Slowly     says:
*Oh nose you didn't :hno:

It's not hillarious, but it will do.

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by keℓs♥ on Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:10 pm

Me: OHAI I LIKE YOUR HAT.
Random kid who's name I learned was Jake: Thanks
Bethany: It's hot
*Jake walks off*
Hannah: Oh my god look at his ass that's even hot!
Me: It's covered by baggy clothing how can you even tell?
*Jake gets back on bleachers*
Me: So what's your name I'll add you on Facebook?
Jake: ...
Me: WRITE IT DOWN! Ohai can I take a picture with you?
Jake: *still ...ing*

We did this with a lot of people. My friends got his number and I got his Facebook which isn't even real. Oh god today was fun. XD Someone turned to us and they're like "WHAT ARE YOU, 4?" and I'm like "NO I'M 5"

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Delightful on Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:21 am

The Ben     | Vanilla Human |    That planet Earth turns Slowly     says:
* AwesomeFace
*SEVUUUHN!
kelsey says:
*Wuut?
           The Ben     | Vanilla Human |    That planet Earth turns Slowly     says:
*SEVUUUUHHHN!
kelsey says:
*D:
           The Ben     | Vanilla Human |    That planet Earth turns Slowly     says:
*Seh, VUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHN!
kelsey says:
*7?
           The Ben     | Vanilla Human |    That planet Earth turns Slowly     says:
*Sevuhhn
* AwesomeFace

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by keℓs♥ on Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:51 am

Erry: JAKE DID ME AND I LIKED IT.
Me: the taste of his cherry condom?
Me: it felt so wrong it felt so right don't mean you're in love tonight?
Jake: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
bursts into tears
Jake: screaaaaaaaaaaams
Jake: Simcity Societies didn't come today
Thus another day of me being grouchy
Me: Aww Jake you're always grouchy ):
Me: Do what I do and punch someone
Me: releases your anger
Jake: Not always.
Despite a joke towards Erika
I've been really pleasant today
Me: XD
Jake: I wish I had someone to punch.
Jake: sob
Me: Just punch anyone!
Me: It works
Me: : D
Jake: Lol
Kelsey
You're the most hyper happy cheerful yet oddly agressive girl I've ever met.
Me: I know!
Me: It's amazing
Jake: I should be getting burgers
Jake: BRB while I go whip the cook.
Me: I should be getting dressed =p
Jake: Erhama: I SHOULD BE GETTING SEXY
no wait i already am
*tsssssssssssss smokin' hot*

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Kahara on Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:28 pm

Okay so me and my Aunt were outside of a bowling alley smoking!
This random guy: "I know you from somewhere."
Me: "Me, or her?"
This random guy: "The old lady."
This random guy: "Shit, I didn't mean that."
My Aunt: "Fuck you."

XD
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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by keℓs♥ on Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:35 am

Kari you were smoking? O:

Caroline: So what's going on Kelsey?
Me: Oh nothing just staring at lights. They're festive though.

Amber: *starts talking*
Me: Go fuck John Lennon. Or.. I dunno name another Beatles member.
Caroline: My dad was talking about him the other day! I was like "so dad what music did you listen to back in the day?" and he's like "oh I liked the Beatles and that John Lennon guy" and then an hour later he's still fucking talking about it!

lol and then we're playing Truth or Dare and everyone's like "I dare you to kiss __" but was all girls and they're all like "ew" and I'm like "omg you guys there's nothing wrong with it unless it's like tongue or something. it doesn't mean you're a lesbian" so then Hannah and Caroline are like "um yeah about that.." XD

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Delightful on Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:03 am

keℓs♥️ wrote:Kari you were smoking? O:

That's what I was thinking o_O

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Shadowsim on Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:11 am

keℓs♥️ wrote:Kari you were smoking? O:
Yeah... ? O_o

keℓs♥️ wrote:Go fuck John Lennon

See! I'm not the only person who has bizarre thoughts about dead celebrities! Though, I've never actually thought of that... O_o
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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by keℓs♥ on Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:26 am

I said it as an insult but okaay..

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Shark Attack on Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:06 am

Me: Josh, this is the only time you will hear me say this: DON'T LICK ME.
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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Aesthetically Pleasing on Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:17 am

So one time I'm leaving this ice cream shop with a couple friends, and there's this really creepy guy asking for money running around outside. So, we leave the shop and are trying to get out of his area as fast as possible, kind of taking a brisk walking pace, I fall a little behind the others, and as he approaches me, I kind of sidestep him up to the rest of the group. He then says:

"Yeah, run."

And I say:

"Yeah, I think I will, actually."
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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by keℓs♥ on Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:35 am

Mady: Keeeelseeeyy!
Me: what?
Mady: I got something you don't got!
Me: what?
Mady: Mountain Dew! *points to can*
Me: Okay. *points to 2 liter mountain dew bottle in my room that's full*
Mady: D: *walks out*

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Re: Funny Conversations!

Post by Aesthetically Pleasing on Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:03 pm

Spoiler:
Elizabeth says: (8:45:52 PM)

Mr. Durkin...

Elizabeth says: (8:45:57 PM)

You are a very peculiar case.

Jake Durkin says: (8:46:03 PM)

..

Jake Durkin says: (8:46:05 PM)

How so?

Elizabeth says: (8:46:11 PM)

It's your nose.

Jake Durkin says: (8:46:21 PM)

...

Jake Durkin says: (8:46:24 PM)

What about ym..

Jake Durkin says: (8:46:24 PM)

nose?

Elizabeth says: (8:46:33 PM)

I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate it.

Elizabeth says: (8:46:52 PM)

The "Durkin bump" is actually a congenital tumor.

Elizabeth says: (8:46:59 PM)

*tsk tsk tsk*

Jake Durkin says: (8:47:20 PM)

LOL

Jake Durkin says: (8:47:23 PM)

Yeah

Jake Durkin says: (8:47:44 PM)

I've said that before
'The Durkin bump' Sounds like a congenital wart.

Jake Durkin says: (8:47:54 PM)

You could have something there Elizabeth

Elizabeth says: (8:48:18 PM)

Perhaps you should have it biopsy-ed.

Elizabeth says: (8:48:51 PM)

Is there such thing as a congenital tumor?

Elizabeth says: (8:48:57 PM)

Good God, I hope not xD.

Elizabeth says: (8:49:15 PM)

Well damn

Elizabeth says: (8:49:18 PM)

Of course there is.

Elizabeth says: (8:49:32 PM)

I forgot how to use my words

Elizabeth says: (8:49:46 PM)

When I said congenital I was looking for something different...

Elizabeth says: (8:49:50 PM)

hereditary.

Elizabeth says: (8:49:58 PM)

IT'S A HEREDITARY CONGENITAL TUMOR.

Elizabeth says: (8:50:19 PM)

And it's malignant. It's spread to the tips of your ears.

Jake Durkin says: (8:51:34 PM)

That's plausible

Jake Durkin says: (8:51:38 PM)

I have really big ears

Jake Durkin says: (8:51:48 PM)

with big ear lobes

Jake Durkin says: (8:51:53 PM)

..with lumps in them :-O

Elizabeth says: (8:52:00 PM)

I thought you were the one with the pointy tips.

Elizabeth says: (8:52:01 PM)

Damn it.

Elizabeth says: (8:52:08 PM)

LIKE AN ELF.

Elizabeth says: (8:52:19 PM)

Now I'm being mean and stupid.

Elizabeth says: (8:54:38 PM)

Anyway, all the same, we're going to have to operate.

Elizabeth says: (8:55:16 PM)

If we don't soon, the tumors will spread to your language center, and you'll become helplessly pretentious and rude.

Elizabeth says: (8:56:37 PM)

I'm sorry, it just popped into my head, and I had to go there xD.

Jake Durkin says: (8:56:57 PM)

I don't have time for your piffle of an operation. Tomorrow I'm getting a bum augmentation and breast implants. And now I have to go rest up for the operation.

Jake Durkin says: (8:57:10 PM)

It's fine, you made me laugh. That's always a plus.

Jake Durkin says: (8:57:13 PM)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Elizabeth says: (8:57:28 PM)

Oshit, he's going into v-fib!

Elizabeth says: (8:57:39 PM)

GET THE PADDLES AND PUSH 50 OF EPI

Elizabeth says: (8:57:54 PM)

*starts compressions*

Jake Durkin says: (8:58:07 PM)

I LOVE it when they say that on Greys
And I have no idea what it means
MUST RESEARCH

Jake Durkin says: (8:58:09 PM)

oh yeah

Jake Durkin says: (8:58:12 PM)

AFTER I SLEEP.

Jake Durkin says: (8:58:18 PM)

I could quite happilly die right now

Elizabeth says: (8:58:19 PM)

SOMEBUDY FUCKIN' GET THE AMBU BAG IN HER NAO.

Jake Durkin says: (8:58:19 PM)

Well

Jake Durkin says: (8:58:21 PM)

Not right now

Elizabeth says: (8:58:36 PM)

I could die right now...

Elizabeth says: (8:58:38 PM)

Just not happily.

Jake Durkin says: (8:58:45 PM)

Wait for me to get to bed before you kill me in your twisted plot of 'Jakes miserable sodomy-less life'

Elizabeth says: (8:59:03 PM)

LMAO

Elizabeth says: (8:59:09 PM)

He's flatlined

Elizabeth says: (8:59:14 PM)

Somebody call it

Jake Durkin says: (8:59:22 PM)

OH MY GOD NO WAIT
I NEED TO WALK UP THE STAIRS

Jake Durkin says: (8:59:23 PM)

SERIOUSLY

Elizabeth says: (8:59:29 PM)

Time of death: 2:59

Jake Durkin says: (8:59:31 PM)

I ATE SO MUCH CHINESE I HAVE TO WADDLE

Jake Durkin says: (8:59:41 PM)

Oh atleasy you used the English time

Jake Durkin says: (8:59:44 PM)

well done.

Elizabeth says: (8:59:45 PM)

ikr?

Elizabeth says: (8:59:55 PM)

I'm so clever.
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