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Funny Conversations!
by keℓs♥ Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:49 am
Funny conversations you've had throughout the day. XD Whether it be on MSN, in school, etc.
I have a few *nod*
Codey: Your vagina is like Los Vegas for crabs!
Hannah: Yeah, well you're like Australia with crabs.
Codey: Duh everyone hates Australia.
Me: Nuh uh!
Hannah: I love Australia! Don't judge a book by it's cover.
[16:28] Jcake: I might shit in Erhamas mug before I send him it
[16:28] Jcake: LOL I'M JOKING
[16:28] Kar: ...
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: LOLOL
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: omg
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: D:
[16:28] kelsey: LMAO
[16:28] kelsey: you should so do it
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: He's so excited about that mug
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: XD
[16:28] Kar: you should record yourself doing it.
[16:28] Kar: 1 guy 1 mug
[16:28] kelsey: lmaooo
[16:28] Jcake: AHAH
[16:29] kelsey: He'd have to eat it after though
[16:29] Jcake: Caramelise my shit then send it to him in the post.
[16:29] kelsey: lmaoooo
I have a few *nod*
Codey: Your vagina is like Los Vegas for crabs!
Hannah: Yeah, well you're like Australia with crabs.
Codey: Duh everyone hates Australia.
Me: Nuh uh!
Hannah: I love Australia! Don't judge a book by it's cover.
[16:28] Jcake: I might shit in Erhamas mug before I send him it
[16:28] Jcake: LOL I'M JOKING
[16:28] Kar: ...
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: LOLOL
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: omg
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: D:
[16:28] kelsey: LMAO
[16:28] kelsey: you should so do it
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: He's so excited about that mug
[16:28] [c=#7C0364]Ayo[/c]: XD
[16:28] Kar: you should record yourself doing it.
[16:28] Kar: 1 guy 1 mug
[16:28] kelsey: lmaooo
[16:28] Jcake: AHAH
[16:29] kelsey: He'd have to eat it after though
[16:29] Jcake: Caramelise my shit then send it to him in the post.
[16:29] kelsey: lmaoooo
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by ~ərry Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:27 pm
KELSEY, THAT WAS RUDE. *kicks your face thrice*
[09:24] Erhama: I EAT PIE FOR LUNCH
[09:25] Maddie: hahaha fatass
[09:25] Maddie: im just jealous
[09:25] Erhama: I also fell off a cliff and broke my disco stick! D:
[09:26] Maddie: hahahah wtf...
[09:26] Erhama: i saw jesus, he was wearing a tutu and a miniskirt. HE GOT THE LEGS FOR MODELING.
[09:27] Maddie: ummmm
[09:27] Maddie: is this erhama?
[09:27] Erhama: Yes, I'm just being hyper Dx
Hurr.
[09:24] Erhama: I EAT PIE FOR LUNCH
[09:25] Maddie: hahaha fatass
[09:25] Maddie: im just jealous
[09:25] Erhama: I also fell off a cliff and broke my disco stick! D:
[09:26] Maddie: hahahah wtf...
[09:26] Erhama: i saw jesus, he was wearing a tutu and a miniskirt. HE GOT THE LEGS FOR MODELING.
[09:27] Maddie: ummmm
[09:27] Maddie: is this erhama?
[09:27] Erhama: Yes, I'm just being hyper Dx
Hurr.
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by keℓs♥ Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:37 am
Me: Sabrina, can I kick you as hard as I can?
Sabrina: No..
Me: Please?!
Sabrina: Fine, if you don't kick me for a month.
Me: Fine.. *kicks* DAMNIT THAT WASN'T HARD! *kicks again* There
Sabrina: Ow!
Me: *punches her*
Sabrina: And you can't hit me either!
Me: We never agreed on that!
Sabrina: No..
Me: Please?!
Sabrina: Fine, if you don't kick me for a month.
Me: Fine.. *kicks* DAMNIT THAT WASN'T HARD! *kicks again* There
Sabrina: Ow!
Me: *punches her*
Sabrina: And you can't hit me either!
Me: We never agreed on that!
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Shark Attack Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:25 pm
Friend: So he was a jackass then?
Me: I don't like cunts. I mean that in every sense of the word.
*We burst out laughing*
Me: I don't like cunts. I mean that in every sense of the word.
*We burst out laughing*
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Delightful Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:28 am
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*Oh nose!
Legion says:
*My nose?
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*YES NOSE!
Legion says:
*WHOSE NOSE!?
Kar says:
*oh yes nose
Legion says:
*My nose knows....
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*Oh nose you didn't :hno:
It's not hillarious, but it will do.
*Oh nose!
Legion says:
*My nose?
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*YES NOSE!
Legion says:
*WHOSE NOSE!?
Kar says:
*oh yes nose
Legion says:
*My nose knows....
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*Oh nose you didn't :hno:
It's not hillarious, but it will do.
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by keℓs♥ Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:10 pm
Me: OHAI I LIKE YOUR HAT.
Random kid who's name I learned was Jake: Thanks
Bethany: It's hot
*Jake walks off*
Hannah: Oh my god look at his ass that's even hot!
Me: It's covered by baggy clothing how can you even tell?
*Jake gets back on bleachers*
Me: So what's your name I'll add you on Facebook?
Jake: ...
Me: WRITE IT DOWN! Ohai can I take a picture with you?
Jake: *still ...ing*
We did this with a lot of people. My friends got his number and I got his Facebook which isn't even real. Oh god today was fun. XD Someone turned to us and they're like "WHAT ARE YOU, 4?" and I'm like "NO I'M 5"
Random kid who's name I learned was Jake: Thanks
Bethany: It's hot
*Jake walks off*
Hannah: Oh my god look at his ass that's even hot!
Me: It's covered by baggy clothing how can you even tell?
*Jake gets back on bleachers*
Me: So what's your name I'll add you on Facebook?
Jake: ...
Me: WRITE IT DOWN! Ohai can I take a picture with you?
Jake: *still ...ing*
We did this with a lot of people. My friends got his number and I got his Facebook which isn't even real. Oh god today was fun. XD Someone turned to us and they're like "WHAT ARE YOU, 4?" and I'm like "NO I'M 5"
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Delightful Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:21 am
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*
*SEVUUUHN!
kelsey says:
*Wuut?
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*SEVUUUUHHHN!
kelsey says:
*D:
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*Seh, VUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHN!
kelsey says:
*7?
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*Sevuhhn
*
*
*SEVUUUHN!
kelsey says:
*Wuut?
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*SEVUUUUHHHN!
kelsey says:
*D:
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*Seh, VUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHN!
kelsey says:
*7?
The Ben | Vanilla Human | That planet Earth turns Slowly says:
*Sevuhhn
*
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by keℓs♥ Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:51 am
Erry: JAKE DID ME AND I LIKED IT.
Me: the taste of his cherry condom?
Me: it felt so wrong it felt so right don't mean you're in love tonight?
Jake: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
bursts into tears
Jake: screaaaaaaaaaaams
Jake: Simcity Societies didn't come today
Thus another day of me being grouchy
Me: Aww Jake you're always grouchy ):
Me: Do what I do and punch someone
Me: releases your anger
Jake: Not always.
Despite a joke towards Erika
I've been really pleasant today
Me: XD
Jake: I wish I had someone to punch.
Jake: sob
Me: Just punch anyone!
Me: It works
Me: : D
Jake: Lol
Kelsey
You're the most hyper happy cheerful yet oddly agressive girl I've ever met.
Me: I know!
Me: It's amazing
Jake: I should be getting burgers
Jake: BRB while I go whip the cook.
Me: I should be getting dressed =p
Jake: Erhama: I SHOULD BE GETTING SEXY
no wait i already am
*tsssssssssssss smokin' hot*
Me: the taste of his cherry condom?
Me: it felt so wrong it felt so right don't mean you're in love tonight?
Jake: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
bursts into tears
Jake: screaaaaaaaaaaams
Jake: Simcity Societies didn't come today
Thus another day of me being grouchy
Me: Aww Jake you're always grouchy ):
Me: Do what I do and punch someone
Me: releases your anger
Jake: Not always.
Despite a joke towards Erika
I've been really pleasant today
Me: XD
Jake: I wish I had someone to punch.
Jake: sob
Me: Just punch anyone!
Me: It works
Me: : D
Jake: Lol
Kelsey
You're the most hyper happy cheerful yet oddly agressive girl I've ever met.
Me: I know!
Me: It's amazing
Jake: I should be getting burgers
Jake: BRB while I go whip the cook.
Me: I should be getting dressed =p
Jake: Erhama: I SHOULD BE GETTING SEXY
no wait i already am
*tsssssssssssss smokin' hot*
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Kahara Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:28 pm
Okay so me and my Aunt were outside of a bowling alley smoking!
This random guy: "I know you from somewhere."
Me: "Me, or her?"
This random guy: "The old lady."
This random guy: "Shit, I didn't mean that."
My Aunt: "Fuck you."
XD
This random guy: "I know you from somewhere."
Me: "Me, or her?"
This random guy: "The old lady."
This random guy: "Shit, I didn't mean that."
My Aunt: "Fuck you."
XD
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by keℓs♥ Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:35 am
Kari you were smoking? O:
Caroline: So what's going on Kelsey?
Me: Oh nothing just staring at lights. They're festive though.
Amber: *starts talking*
Me: Go fuck John Lennon. Or.. I dunno name another Beatles member.
Caroline: My dad was talking about him the other day! I was like "so dad what music did you listen to back in the day?" and he's like "oh I liked the Beatles and that John Lennon guy" and then an hour later he's still fucking talking about it!
lol and then we're playing Truth or Dare and everyone's like "I dare you to kiss __" but was all girls and they're all like "ew" and I'm like "omg you guys there's nothing wrong with it unless it's like tongue or something. it doesn't mean you're a lesbian" so then Hannah and Caroline are like "um yeah about that.." XD
Caroline: So what's going on Kelsey?
Me: Oh nothing just staring at lights. They're festive though.
Amber: *starts talking*
Me: Go fuck John Lennon. Or.. I dunno name another Beatles member.
Caroline: My dad was talking about him the other day! I was like "so dad what music did you listen to back in the day?" and he's like "oh I liked the Beatles and that John Lennon guy" and then an hour later he's still fucking talking about it!
lol and then we're playing Truth or Dare and everyone's like "I dare you to kiss __" but was all girls and they're all like "ew" and I'm like "omg you guys there's nothing wrong with it unless it's like tongue or something. it doesn't mean you're a lesbian" so then Hannah and Caroline are like "um yeah about that.." XD
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Delightful Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:03 am
keℓswrote:Kari you were smoking? O:
That's what I was thinking o_O
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Shadowsim Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:11 am
Yeah... ? O_okeℓs
keℓs
See! I'm not the only person who has bizarre thoughts about dead celebrities! Though, I've never actually thought of that... O_o
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Shark Attack Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:06 am
Me: Josh, this is the only time you will hear me say this: DON'T LICK ME.
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Aesthetically Pleasing Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:17 am
So one time I'm leaving this ice cream shop with a couple friends, and there's this really creepy guy asking for money running around outside. So, we leave the shop and are trying to get out of his area as fast as possible, kind of taking a brisk walking pace, I fall a little behind the others, and as he approaches me, I kind of sidestep him up to the rest of the group. He then says:
"Yeah, run."
And I say:
"Yeah, I think I will, actually."
"Yeah, run."
And I say:
"Yeah, I think I will, actually."
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by keℓs♥ Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:35 am
Mady: Keeeelseeeyy!
Me: what?
Mady: I got something you don't got!
Me: what?
Mady: Mountain Dew! *points to can*
Me: Okay. *points to 2 liter mountain dew bottle in my room that's full*
Mady: D: *walks out*
Me: what?
Mady: I got something you don't got!
Me: what?
Mady: Mountain Dew! *points to can*
Me: Okay. *points to 2 liter mountain dew bottle in my room that's full*
Mady: D: *walks out*
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Re: Funny Conversations!
by Aesthetically Pleasing Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:03 pm
- Spoiler:
- Elizabeth says: (8:45:52 PM)
Mr. Durkin...
Elizabeth says: (8:45:57 PM)
You are a very peculiar case.
Jake Durkin says: (8:46:03 PM)
..
Jake Durkin says: (8:46:05 PM)
How so?
Elizabeth says: (8:46:11 PM)
It's your nose.
Jake Durkin says: (8:46:21 PM)
...
Jake Durkin says: (8:46:24 PM)
What about ym..
Jake Durkin says: (8:46:24 PM)
nose?
Elizabeth says: (8:46:33 PM)
I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate it.
Elizabeth says: (8:46:52 PM)
The "Durkin bump" is actually a congenital tumor.
Elizabeth says: (8:46:59 PM)
*tsk tsk tsk*
Jake Durkin says: (8:47:20 PM)
LOL
Jake Durkin says: (8:47:23 PM)
Yeah
Jake Durkin says: (8:47:44 PM)
I've said that before
'The Durkin bump' Sounds like a congenital wart.
Jake Durkin says: (8:47:54 PM)
You could have something there Elizabeth
Elizabeth says: (8:48:18 PM)
Perhaps you should have it biopsy-ed.
Elizabeth says: (8:48:51 PM)
Is there such thing as a congenital tumor?
Elizabeth says: (8:48:57 PM)
Good God, I hope not xD.
Elizabeth says: (8:49:15 PM)
Well damn
Elizabeth says: (8:49:18 PM)
Of course there is.
Elizabeth says: (8:49:32 PM)
I forgot how to use my words
Elizabeth says: (8:49:46 PM)
When I said congenital I was looking for something different...
Elizabeth says: (8:49:50 PM)
hereditary.
Elizabeth says: (8:49:58 PM)
IT'S A HEREDITARY CONGENITAL TUMOR.
Elizabeth says: (8:50:19 PM)
And it's malignant. It's spread to the tips of your ears.
Jake Durkin says: (8:51:34 PM)
That's plausible
Jake Durkin says: (8:51:38 PM)
I have really big ears
Jake Durkin says: (8:51:48 PM)
with big ear lobes
Jake Durkin says: (8:51:53 PM)
..with lumps in them :-O
Elizabeth says: (8:52:00 PM)
I thought you were the one with the pointy tips.
Elizabeth says: (8:52:01 PM)
Damn it.
Elizabeth says: (8:52:08 PM)
LIKE AN ELF.
Elizabeth says: (8:52:19 PM)
Now I'm being mean and stupid.
Elizabeth says: (8:54:38 PM)
Anyway, all the same, we're going to have to operate.
Elizabeth says: (8:55:16 PM)
If we don't soon, the tumors will spread to your language center, and you'll become helplessly pretentious and rude.
Elizabeth says: (8:56:37 PM)
I'm sorry, it just popped into my head, and I had to go there xD.
Jake Durkin says: (8:56:57 PM)
I don't have time for your piffle of an operation. Tomorrow I'm getting a bum augmentation and breast implants. And now I have to go rest up for the operation.
Jake Durkin says: (8:57:10 PM)
It's fine, you made me laugh. That's always a plus.
Jake Durkin says: (8:57:13 PM)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Elizabeth says: (8:57:28 PM)
Oshit, he's going into v-fib!
Elizabeth says: (8:57:39 PM)
GET THE PADDLES AND PUSH 50 OF EPI
Elizabeth says: (8:57:54 PM)
*starts compressions*
Jake Durkin says: (8:58:07 PM)
I LOVE it when they say that on Greys
And I have no idea what it means
MUST RESEARCH
Jake Durkin says: (8:58:09 PM)
oh yeah
Jake Durkin says: (8:58:12 PM)
AFTER I SLEEP.
Jake Durkin says: (8:58:18 PM)
I could quite happilly die right now
Elizabeth says: (8:58:19 PM)
SOMEBUDY FUCKIN' GET THE AMBU BAG IN HER NAO.
Jake Durkin says: (8:58:19 PM)
Well
Jake Durkin says: (8:58:21 PM)
Not right now
Elizabeth says: (8:58:36 PM)
I could die right now...
Elizabeth says: (8:58:38 PM)
Just not happily.
Jake Durkin says: (8:58:45 PM)
Wait for me to get to bed before you kill me in your twisted plot of 'Jakes miserable sodomy-less life'
Elizabeth says: (8:59:03 PM)
LMAO
Elizabeth says: (8:59:09 PM)
He's flatlined
Elizabeth says: (8:59:14 PM)
Somebody call it
Jake Durkin says: (8:59:22 PM)
OH MY GOD NO WAIT
I NEED TO WALK UP THE STAIRS
Jake Durkin says: (8:59:23 PM)
SERIOUSLY
Elizabeth says: (8:59:29 PM)
Time of death: 2:59
Jake Durkin says: (8:59:31 PM)
I ATE SO MUCH CHINESE I HAVE TO WADDLE
Jake Durkin says: (8:59:41 PM)
Oh atleasy you used the English time
Jake Durkin says: (8:59:44 PM)
well done.
Elizabeth says: (8:59:45 PM)
ikr?
Elizabeth says: (8:59:55 PM)
I'm so clever.
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