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Post by ~ərry on Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:47 am

Yo mama is so poor, she was seen kicking a can and was asked 'What are you doing?' and she said 'Moving'.

Yo mama is so stupid, she smokes cigarettes to be a man.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up into air and got stuck.

Yo mama is so fat, I went behind her and I got lost.

Your mother is so ugly, her mother said 'What a treasure.' and her dad said 'Let's bury it!'.

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Post by keℓs♥ on Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:34 am

Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said 'sorry, no professionals.'
BURN! 8)

Ansəm wrote:Yo mama is so poor, she was seen kicking a can and was asked 'What are you doing?' and she said 'Moving'.
I was gonna post that! -_-
Did you get that one from me? Hmm..

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Post by ~ərry on Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:23 pm

No, but yo mama is so stupid, she had you. Now that one, I got from you.

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Post by •Jαwsh•™ on Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:56 am

Yo mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so greedy that she's the reason there's world starvation.
Yo mama is so boring that when someone got Rick Roll'd, she did a whole research project on Rick Astley.
Yo mama is so stupid that she starved in a supermarket.
Yo mama is so fat that she used gas money for donuts when she ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat that when she turned around, the world turns with her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she bends over, you can see the grand canyon!
Yo mama is so fat that when she ducks, her fat spreads out and meets on the other side of the world!
Yo mama is so dirty that people mistake her for a skunk.

I just owned you. (:
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Post by keℓs♥ on Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:11 am

Ansəm wrote:No, but yo mama is so stupid, she had you. Now that one, I got from you.
NO I made that one up and I'm proud of it. )':
Don't steal it!

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Post by ~ərry on Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:01 am

Too late, just did.

Josh did not buy me, therefore, he did not own me. sst.

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Post by hunter on Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:26 am

your mama sooo fat when she went to the theatre she sat beside Everyone.
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Post by ~ərry on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:59 am

Yo mama's so fat, that the Earth orbits her.

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Post by hunter on Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:57 pm

lools lolls Hero.
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Post by Delightful on Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:34 am

Yo momma's so ugly the elephant man took pity on her. :3

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Post by Aesthetically Pleasing on Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:34 pm

Yo momma so horny she'd fuck a snake if someone held the head.
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