BEN's Bar

..you can't just grab cops! You're in handcuffs.

I kicked your trashcan over, NO GRABBING HERE. I KICKED it, since I have hopping power.
I'mma use that against you in court nao, I have a good lawyer, you know? *Hmph*

I have a better lawyer. Ahemmm. I own a bar, remember?

YEAH WELL, I own 50 top businesses. ;D

YOU JUST OWN A BAR, WITH LIKE 5 OR 6 CUSTOMERS! 8o
*Mercury omnomnomnomnomnorgasmomnomnomnoms you*

Actually, Jawsh, I count as at least three hundred and five customers. It's why I technically own 700 small businesses.

Yeah, what Ben said.

Now, however Kelsey, I have bought 734 cups of coffee, 1009 pots of tea, 251 milkshakes and a cheesecake slice. I own all of your stock. You have been bought out!

o: Fine *changes name to Ben's Bar*

Come on, I've got one latte and a cookie, who ordered this?

*swipes cookie and runs* Hehe, that was me who ordered the cookie. Also, can I get a white hot chocolate?!

Well when you stop running, I can give you it.

Ohhh I probably should stop running.. *stops*

*hands white hot chocolate*

I still have this latte, come one, someone ordered it!

...

Oh it's mine!

*sips*

*sips white hot chocolate* Yummm. I can't wait til 6. That's when I'm gonna get wild at this bar. :D

We close at five.

Nooo you can't change the rules THAT much or I'm taking the bar back <.<

Well if you did you'd have no stock.

I don't care *tss*

I'll just change the bar name to Coyote Ugly :D ohyea

Why would you name the bar after yourself? *burn*

Haven't you ever seen that movie?! <3

I've heard of it but never watched it. *that MSN smiley we use which is :{ and is a snobby face*

Actually for me it's *tss* But ANYWHO

it's a good movie :D

Awesomesauce. :D

Anyways, I can't handle this bar by myself *cricket noises* Kelsey, will you co-own it like you co-own inhuman?

Sure XD

Also, I sat on Kelsey and got no pie.